Chad said I should share this one.
The Background Story
It started some time last year. I was about to travel and the US. My sister had her birthday coming and she asked my mother for a Galaxy Tab.
In Israel, these gadgets tend to cost 30-60% more for no good reason. So I offer myself as someone who’d bring her the Galaxy Tab at the right price from the US.
I fly. Enter a store. Buy a Galaxy Tab. Come back home. Give the tablet to the sis. Life is good.
She comes back the next day, saying the device doesn’t really work. The screen is flickering. A hardware problem by the looks of it. What the hell do I do now?
I took the device to a tablet support shop in Israel. They told me to take it to Suny Comm, the official Samsung importer in Israel. Idea being I tell them my sad story, I pay the difference between the cost of the Galaxy Tab in the US and in Israel, and they fix/replace it.
Off I go to the Suny Comm website (also known as samsungmobile.co.il). Find their support number (NOT an easy task). Dial. The support works 09:00-16:00. That’s at a time when Samsung sold the most smartphones in Israel. I call. Line is busy. I call again. Busy.
I decide to try calling at 09:00. I dial at 08:58. Get a recorded message telling me the opening hours.
Dial at 09:00. Busy.
I call every 5 minutes until it isn’t busy and someone actually answers (takes her sweet time doing so). Start telling my story. But then she explains she isn’t Suny Comm, but just a contact center that captures the name and number. Someone will be calling me back.
No one did.
I call again tomorrow. Busy. Try multiple times. Someone answers. She’s of course just captures phone numbers. I tell her they never get back. She doesn’t oblige. And no. No one calls back.
Frustrated, I decide to head to the Samsung US website. Try to file a support through their website. Fail miserably – they just don’t get back to me.
I put it aside. Luckily, I have this flight to the US. Going to Enterprise Connect in Orlando. I take the tablet with me. Once here, I search for a Samsung store – one I can go to with the tablet and complain. Unfortunately, there’s nothing of the sorts here.
So I head again to the Samsung website for support. Maybe coming from a US IP will make it better.
Turned out it is even worse.
If you do get to Samsung’s support site, this is what you’ll see (below the fold, at the end of the page):
Great. Got Live Chat, Live Video Chat (!), Email, Remote Support AND a phone call. The Omnichannel experience!
Off I go to try the Live Video Chat, me focusing on WebRTC has its obligations.
Turns out Live Video Chat is powered by Google Helpouts. With a month to go, Samsung is still using it. Turns out no one was available. That was at 14:00 or so.
Time to choose the Email us option. This opens up yet another window.
After filling in the personal information part, you need to start filling in the product information. Not an easy task:
Notice how almost everything is mandatory?
So the Product group is of course “Wireless-Phone” and not “Computer & Related Products”.
The Product type is a “Galaxy Tab” (not always an available option on the Samsung website).
The Product subtype is “Galaxy Tab” (other options are the cellular carrier’s Galaxy Tabs).
The Model number? How should I know? They don’t have the option “4” in that list.
There’s a model number on a sticker on the back of my sister’s Galaxy Tab, but nothing on the website that fits. Closest one has 6 more characters to it, so I pick SM-T530NZWSXAR.
While I am at it, looking at the back of my tablet, I put the serial number – something that is hard to read off the sticker.
Filling out the form was tedious, so I give as much information as possible in the message itself and press the “Send” button.
In return, a stupid browser popup message (the one you expect to receive when you land on a spam website that tries to keep you there). The message indicates that my message was received. That’s it. No other feedback. Not on the page itself. Not in my inbox.
A day later, I get a long email. The email looks like the default response.
What should I be doing? Here are the suggestions:
- Charge the battery to check it isn’t that
- Uninstall recently installed apps (I kid you not)
- Hard reset the device to get it to factory settings
If nothing works – go for an RMA procedure to return the device…
I guess I’ll return it two months from now in my next flight – one I’ll be taking to San Francisco for Twilio’s Signal event.
In the meantime, I’d be refraining from buying Samsung gadgets. It just isn’t worth the trouble.